Nursing School Graduation Celebration
Nursing school oh nursing school, you are the worst You suck up my life and must always be first. I rise and I read long books about pharm When I sleep I dream about the parts of the arm Between...
View ArticleDifficult to Please Family, Really?
I am so frustrated that you are unhappy Your family member could die and all you care about are things stupid and crappie. I talk to doctors, push IV meds, take their vitals umpteen times And all you...
View ArticleNurse Will Work for Bacon
Tired nurse will work for bacon: Walking and walking, oh my feet hurtI feel I’ve aged 20 years and live in a yurt.It’s always so painful to be on my feetFor 14 hours and never have a seat.At least the...
View ArticlePlease, Tie the Restrains Right!
Hey there FRIEND! You are terrible at putting on restraints You know, on the guy that ain’t acting like a jolly saint? So now he pulled out his central line and has blood flowing out like the river...
View ArticleWonderful Lives as Nurses
What lives we live as nurses Our many days off with fat full purses. To do that though we must be brave. We must daily pull on trousers and slave To clean all the poop from head to toe From Betty to...
View ArticleWhat its like trying to fix terrible Nurses Staffing:
Its like taking handwriting lessons from the Parkinson’s Club president. Its like getting 40 select all that apply on a critical care test. Its like trying to get an IV in a man that was just rescued...
View ArticleHow Do Nurses Feel After Working a Long Hard Shift?
I feel like I just broke a world record for staying on my feet for the longest time in a day. I feel like Dansko got revenge on me and filled my shoes with cement. I feel like I just did yoga in an...
View ArticleDid I Just Wash My Hands Again!?
How many times do nurses wash their hands? As many times as Brain makes escape plans. If I would have thought of investing in soap I wouldn’t be here cleaning poop like a dope.The post Did I Just Wash...
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